A lady had 8 sons

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

Jan, 17 2012 115 chars (1 sms) 906 views Jokes > English Jokes

more English Jokes SMS Messages

Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.

FATHEHow r ur

FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.

Reporter: How does

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

young girl praying:

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

A police recruit was

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Boss: (to employee) -

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.

Why dogs don't

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

Teacher:What was

Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

Girl: Will you love

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

A father to his

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

A lady had 8 sons

more English Jokes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages