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Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     965 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Patient: Doctor,
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A woman was sitting
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Question Girl :
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Boss: Drive slow.
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The definition of
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Man:I'm looking
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Customer: Waiter,
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Man to Doc:Is
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Doc & engg loved
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If your wife wants
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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