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Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1140 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: If a Devil catches
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TeacheHarbhajan is
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WIFE : " I wish I
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Man to Doc:Is
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Hus: Do you know
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Devdas’s matrimonial
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A drunk was
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Father: What was
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A pregnant lady
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Teacher: "Can anybody
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TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12
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