Somu:2day my

Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket

Jan, 17 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 897 views Jokes > English Jokes

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A Student goes

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D bos came

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Boy: Mummy, if

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Young Son: Is it

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Teacher:2rrow thr

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Height of technical

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

TEACHER : Now, Simon,

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“Me sick, no

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Why does history

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indian- i have

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