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Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1665 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Lady1:"What do
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There was this lover
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
I went to see the
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Doctor, doctor, will
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Do you want to
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Girl to her boyfriend:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A pathan want 2
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A sardar was
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when u kiss an
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