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Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1519 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A sardar on an i
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T'CHER:What do
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Mr A: my wife
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Wife was teaching
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Why there are
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A girl comes late
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Kid: 'Mom who
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Lady sitting on
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Principal 2 students
Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!
A woman was sitting
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What does Santa
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Teacher: pappu, name
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