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Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     858 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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When I was young
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Man: Whisper those
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What did Tarzan say
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
He said... Do
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A sardar was
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Movie director:in
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Wife: Why are
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