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Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1189 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy:My Gf broke
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Thief : quickly hand
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Man asks God:
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In A Book Shop
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Santa's wife dies.
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Two friends, who
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
Why do bosses
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
I asked my wife,
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TeacheHow come you
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Teen boy:Dad I
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