Somu:2day my

Somu:2day my
Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1329 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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