Hello My son

Hello My son
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
  

Jan, 17 2012     104 chars (1 sms)     951 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
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Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."