An American couple

An American couple had a black baby,The husband did not believe that it was his baby.H-Why is the baby black?Wife-U Hot,i Hot,Baby burnt.

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

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