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Teachewhich book
Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!
  
Jan, 17 2012     113 chars (1 sms)     1947 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A police recruit was
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Teacher : If u have
Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
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Husband: Today is
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Wife:Honey wht
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What does Santa
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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What's the quietest
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Wife:Wherever we
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