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Teachewhich book
Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!
  
Jan, 17 2012     113 chars (1 sms)     1476 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
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Boss: (to employee) -
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Teache Give An
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Man:I'm looking
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Teacher:"Now,
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
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Wife: Darling today
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Man runs home
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