One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I'm a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.