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A Grl & a Boy
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1159 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: Why are husbands
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Son: Dad, what is an
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Man to Doc:Is
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TEACHER : Winnie
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Teacher: Now, Johny
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Mr.bean said to
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Sir:B quiet boys
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Honey, when we
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