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A Grl & a Boy
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1418 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What do you
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A sardar was
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Man1: I do not
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Teacher: "Can anybody
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Q. What do men
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Try this ,its fun
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An American couple
An American couple had a black baby,The husband did not believe that it was his baby.H-Why is the baby black?Wife-U Hot,i Hot,Baby burnt.
Santa's wife dies.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again
TeacheHow come you
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What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Wife: I hate the
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