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A Grl & a Boy
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1072 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why r Egyptian
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Q: Why are husbands
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Kid: 'Mom who
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Wife: u know,
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Judge to accused:
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Man asks God:
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What did Tarzan say
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when u kiss an
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Wife:Yester-night
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Question Girl :
Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!
First Lady-"If
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