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A Grl & a Boy
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1089 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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