A Grl & a Boy

A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.

Jan, 17 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1114 views Jokes > English Jokes

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