Teache"Where is

Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.

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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.

A woman was sitting

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Question Girl :

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Man-i want a divorce

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College Joke of the

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A girl phoned

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Somu:2day my

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Reporter: How does

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What did Tarzan say

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