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Jan, 17 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1716 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
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A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."
2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love