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Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole