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Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
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Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
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Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."