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Jan, 17 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1661 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.