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Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
  

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Teacher:2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun.U must all attend Raju:I'll nt b able 2 mak it Sir.Teachr:y?Raju:Mom ll nt let me go so far
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!