Man: Whisper those

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

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“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

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Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love

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