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Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
  
Jan, 17 2012     85 chars (1 sms)     871 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:I wish
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TeacheHow come you
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teachewat is the
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Two friends, who
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
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Girl: Do U love
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Teacher:Draw A
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Man receives telegram:
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Kid: 'Mom who
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1st thief:Oh !
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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