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School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!
  
Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     763 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Girl: When we get
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1st thief:Oh !
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Man runs home
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Can I go to
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History Teacher : From
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Do you want to
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