What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Jan, 17 2012 100 chars (1 sms) 1265 views Jokes > English Jokes

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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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