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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home