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Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  
Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     2220 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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If your wife wants
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Boy friend is
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Girl: Will you love
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Wife:Yester-night
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Boss: (to employee) -
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Q: If a devil
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Hello My son
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Man asks God:
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