Every man wants

Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  

Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     1651 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
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