Every man wants

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

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Wife: Darling today

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Boy:My Gf broke

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad

If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Boy: Y did Gandhiji

Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...

What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Two Cockroach were

Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..

Teache Give An

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

TeacheHow come you

TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

D bos came

D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free

Whats the height

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

What do you

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Can I go to

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

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