Every man wants

Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  

Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     853 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."