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Every man wants
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
  
Jan, 17 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     1905 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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College Joke of the
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I asked my wife,
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History Teacher : From
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Teache Give An
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