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A girl comes late
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     854 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A sardar was
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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Doctor, doctor, will
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A boy goes to
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Teacher:I wish
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Q: Why are husbands
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A girl phoned
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A boy saw a
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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