A girl comes late

A girl comes late
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
  

Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     978 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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