Doctor, doctor, will

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

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A sardar was

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Boy- From the

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Lady:Is this my

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Man runs home

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Sir:Tom,wot wud

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TEACHER : Winnie

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A woman was sitting

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Wife: I hate the

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A lady had 8 sons

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DAD TO SON: When

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Hello My son

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WIFE: What Should

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