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Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1046 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy- From the
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Dad : Son, what
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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TEACHER== Name
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Teacher: "Can anybody
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2 sardar soldiers
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The definition of
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Sir:Tom,wot wud
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