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A father to his
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
  
Jan, 17 2012     109 chars (1 sms)     876 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A father to his
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
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