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A father to his
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
  
Jan, 17 2012     109 chars (1 sms)     888 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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The definition of
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History Teacher : From
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Two men are
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Girl: Will you love
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A sardar was
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Srdr : What is the
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Teacher:What was
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Dad : Son, what
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What does Santa
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