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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1047 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Gujju boy fillin
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Lady2Doc:let
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Q:Why most men
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Teacher : Peter,why
Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time
I went to see the
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
TEACHER : Winnie
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2 sardar soldiers
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First Lady-"If
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy
A girl wearing
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

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