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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1437 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: Now, Johny
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young girl praying:
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