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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     937 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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He said... Do
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Son: Mummy, dad
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Wife: Darling today
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Father: What was
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A Grl & a Boy
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Two beggars met.
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teachewat is the
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Q: Why did the
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D bos came
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