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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     964 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Young Son: Is it
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A sardar was
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After a lengthy quarrel,
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I bought my wife
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Srdr : What is the
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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Judge to accused:
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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Mr A: my wife
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A boy saw a
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