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Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1440 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.