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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     919 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Police to a drunkard:
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Wife was teaching
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Teacher: Sonu, your
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A father to his
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Q:There is always
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Sir:Can ppl
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A girl comes late
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Frnd1: u have
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Teacher:"Now,
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Dad:Why aren't
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Man Conducting Marketing
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
Height of technical
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