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Principal 2 students

Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!

Man: Whisper those

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

What do you

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Q: Why do brides

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Teachewhich book

Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!

Two Cockroach were

Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..

Man runs home

Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.

Men who have

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Sir:B quiet boys

Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly

Teacher:"Now,

Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love

young girl praying:

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

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