MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
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Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1205 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.