MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
  

Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1789 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.