MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
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Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1580 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!