MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
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Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1564 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."