MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
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Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1530 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…