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MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
  
Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1246 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What do you
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Doctor implants New
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Girl: Do U love
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Teacher: pappu, name
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Man to Doc:Is
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Movie director:in
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A pathan want 2
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