MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
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Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1464 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."