MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
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Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1445 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"
TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home
Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.
humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.