MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
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Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1679 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!