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MAchine inventd 2
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
  
Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1225 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
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Why there are
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Q: If a devil
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What did Tarzan say
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Mr.bean said to
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Boy friend is
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Dad:Why aren't
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A new Boy joins
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Husband to wife
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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

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