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MAchine inventd 2
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
  
Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1811 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Son: Mummy, dad
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I bought my wife
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What's the quietest
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Teacher : Peter,why
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Son asks father
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A pregnant lady
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