MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
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Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1593 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.