Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.

College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!