Teacher: Johny,

Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Height of technical

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TEACHER== Name

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Teacher: Sonu, your

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Boy & girl in

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