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Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Man calls mental

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A Gujju boy fillin

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Man asks God:

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Honey, when we

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Man to Doc:Is

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Every man wants

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What do you

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