Husband:You know

Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     927 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
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A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Physics teachr saw boy slepin Askd "Telme da unit f power" Boy woke up n said-"What sir?" Teachr exclaimd"Ok Gud Sit Down!" What=WATT!