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Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     813 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : What a pair
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A girl comes late
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First Lady-"If
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WIFE: What Should
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Movie director:in
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Teacher:I wish
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Q:Define a true
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Boy: I am not
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College Joke of the
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Dad : Son, what
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Q:Why most men
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Boss: (to employee) -
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