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Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     856 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What do you
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Dad : Son, what
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Lady1:"What do
Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.
Boy & girl in
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
Why there are
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
Q: Why did the
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Judge to accused:
Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.
Girl: When we get
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
In A Book Shop
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
Dost Ko Dost
Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he
A father to his
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Teache"Where is
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.

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