Mr.bean said to

Mr.bean said to
Mr.bean said to his GirlFriend"I luv u"& fell down. Again Told"I luv u"&fell down.Girl: y u r doing like this? Mr.bean: I am falling in love
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1287 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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