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Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1765 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A drunk was
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Man calls mental
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
In A Book Shop
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Dad : Son, what
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Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Lady1:"What do
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WIFE: What Should
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Do you want to
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A boy saw a
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