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Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1266 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Every man wants
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TeacheHow come you
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Boss: (to employee) -
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Hello My son
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Teacher:What was
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English Teacher: Make
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Hus: Do you know
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