Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes