A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

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