Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..

In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"