Boy- From the

Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.

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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

indian- i have

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Teacher: pappu, name

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Sardar to Mali :

Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.

Tcher: 3 grls are

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

Movie director

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene

I bought my wife

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."

Teacher:I wish

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Hello My son

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

What do you

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Movie director:in

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