Boy- From the

Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1714 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed