Boy- From the

Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     892 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home
A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.