Boy- From the

Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1496 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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