Boy- From the

Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1073 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions