Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??

Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.