Thief : quickly hand

Thief : quickly hand
Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse
  

Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     891 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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