Teacher : Peter,why

Teacher : Peter,why
Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     838 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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