Teacher : Peter,why

Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time

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Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

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Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

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