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Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )

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Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed

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