I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.