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Frnd1: u have
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
  

Jan, 17 2012     103 chars (1 sms)     1158 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole