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Frnd1: u have
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
  
Jan, 17 2012     103 chars (1 sms)     1341 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:I wish
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What do you
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Husband says"When
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Man: God, how
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Man: Whisper those
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Sir:G.Washington
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Q: If a devil
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TeacheHarbhajan is
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teachewat is the
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Can I go to
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Frnd1: u have
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
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