Frnd1: u have

Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )

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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

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