Frnd1: u have

Frnd1: u have
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
  

Jan, 17 2012     103 chars (1 sms)     989 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---