Frnd1: u have

Frnd1: u have
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
  

Jan, 17 2012     103 chars (1 sms)     969 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.
FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.