Frnd1: u have

Frnd1: u have
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
  

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Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Teacher:2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun.U must all attend Raju:I'll nt b able 2 mak it Sir.Teachr:y?Raju:Mom ll nt let me go so far
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners