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Wife:Wherever we
Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1616 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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