Wife:Wherever we

Wife:Wherever we
Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1158 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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