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Wife:Wherever we
Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1147 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I bought my wife
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Frnd1: u have
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Man runs home
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Teacher : Peter,why
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An American couple
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A pregnant lady
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Q:Why most men
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