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Wife:Wherever we
Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     967 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: "Can anybody
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Police to a drunkard:
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Q: If a devil
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Dad:Why aren't
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Sardar to Mali :
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Doctor to lady:
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Two Cockroach were
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
A girl comes late
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A father asks peon
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
If your wife wants
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Man asks God:
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