Wife:Wherever we

Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.

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Can I go to

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Raj: Meet my

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Whats the height

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Two Cockroach were

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Do you believe that

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Q:There is always

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Teacher: pappu, name

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Never Explain Yourself

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Teache"Where is

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Husband: Today is

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

WIFE: What Should

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Lady2Doc:let

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