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Wife:Wherever we
Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     866 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Two men are
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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Lady1:"What do
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Movie director
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Man runs home
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Boss: (to employee) -
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Teacher: pappu, name
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Do you believe that
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History TeacheFrom
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Lady sitting on
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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