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Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
  

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Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
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Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..