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2 sardar soldiers
2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
  
Jan, 17 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1265 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: Johny,
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Wife: u know,
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Srdr : What is the
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Doctor to lady:
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Frnd1: u have
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He said... Do
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Driver:is der no
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Husband:You know
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English Teacher: Make
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