2 sardar soldiers

2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..

Jan, 17 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 1044 views Jokes > English Jokes

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