Two Cockroach were

Two Cockroach were
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
  

Jan, 17 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     926 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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