Two Cockroach were

Two Cockroach were
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
  

Jan, 17 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     917 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.