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Wife was teaching
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     867 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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