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Wife was teaching
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     832 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Girl: Do U love
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Husband:You know
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Teacher: pappu, name
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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A girl comes late
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Why do elephants
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Frnd1: u have
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Do you believe that
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Two men were
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A company held a
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Wife: Why are
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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