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when u kiss an
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
  
Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     873 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest
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Do you believe that
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judge-what you
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Do you want to
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
Wife: I hate the
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Man-i want a divorce
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Lady sitting on
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What do you
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A father to his
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Dad: if u Pass i
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Raj: Meet my
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TEACHER : What a pair
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