Wife:Yester-night

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

Jan, 17 2012 125 chars (1 sms) 952 views Jokes > English Jokes

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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

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