Wife:Yester-night

Wife:Yester-night
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
  

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Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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