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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
  

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Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"