Q: Why did the

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!

TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12

TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

Man:I'm looking

Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction

Q: Why do brides

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Sam to Ram:Did

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.

Dad:Why aren't

Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

A man phones a

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."

Question Girl :

Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!

What's the quietest

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

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