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Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     892 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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