Dad:Why aren't

Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

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Tcher: 3 grls are

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

Husband to wife

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Question Girl :

Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!

Whats the height

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Q: Why did the

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

What do u call i

What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite

young girl praying:

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

A Gujju boy fillin

A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.

somu:mobile bill kitna

somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.

Girl: Will you love

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Pappu: Mom, when

Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap

The definition of

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

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