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70% of College studnts
70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...! AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom
  
Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     930 views       Funny

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Unlike others, your
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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
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Dreams make all
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Chaand Ko Guroor
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A depressed person
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Nurse: A beautiful
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Definition of a Nurse
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Hey, I just got
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Man holding woman's
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If marriages are
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