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70% of College studnts
70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...! AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom
  
Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     873 views       Funny

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