COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE

COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE &a KISS!1)Both r sweet & any time.2)Melt slowly.3)Sharing impossible.4)More enjoyble when no one is watchng.

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Wat is difference

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************** Aapki yaad

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if a wife cries

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Wads d diff btwen Gandhi

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COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE

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