COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE

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COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE
COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE &a KISS!1)Both r sweet & any time.2)Melt slowly.3)Sharing impossible.4)More enjoyble when no one is watchng.
  
Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     943 views       Funny

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