Ladki ek aisi paheli

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Jan, 14 2012 149 chars (1 sms) 1011 views Funny

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