Ladki ek aisi paheli

Ladki ek aisi paheli
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
  

Jan, 14 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1082 views       Funny

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dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera
Without u ,life is black and white Without u ,the world is no hops no light Without u t can't go left or right Without u i lose my sight Thank u my glasses
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Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya
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