Ladki ek aisi paheli

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Ladki ek aisi paheli
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
  
Jan, 14 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1236 views       Funny

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