Height of Unemployment

Height of Unemployment
Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"
  

Jan, 13 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     5184 views       Funny

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