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Promise me v r
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
  
Jan, 14 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     903 views       Funny

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