What is diff

What is diff
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1005 views       Funny

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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
************** Aapki yaad mein meine kalam uthai, Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai. Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen us tasveer ko, par vo toh bachcho ko daranye ke kaam aayi. **************
Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi
Upcoming Horror Movies, Produced by NSE & BSE_ BAZAAR BANA SHAITAN... TADAPTI SECURITIES... KHUNI BROKING HOUSE... INVESTOR KI MAUT
In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu
Qu - What makes a man think about Candlelight Dinner?Ans - Power Failure
************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************
He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.
If u r stressed, you"ll get pimples.. if u cry,u"ll get wrinkles.. So, y don"t u smile & get dimples?"""