What is diff

What is diff
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     972 views       Funny

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What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple
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