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What is diff
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple
  
Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     962 views       Funny

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Reality is an illusion
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See the sky youll
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Wife hints 2
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wat is d diffrnce
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Advertisement of a beauty
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Boys go to college
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