Hi Kaise ho?

Hi Kaise ho?
Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte
  

Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1895 views       Funny

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An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.
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