Hi Kaise ho?

Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte

Jan, 13 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 1902 views Funny

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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE

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At marriage function

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It takes 15 trees

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wat is d diffrnce

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Whats the most confusing

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I think drinking

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What is the diff.between

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Mon to Sun,

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Whats Karan Johar

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How can U cut

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Ur very specil for

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