CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE

CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE
CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!
  

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Ever since I met u I learn lots of thing 4rm u.I did not understand how n why. Den 2dy I heard"THE WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"!!
CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"
A touching luv story A boy & a girl loved each other 1 day while talking,boy touched girl"s hand & girl in return touched boy"s hand wat a touching story! haa...haaa... :-D"
Find keys in a Key board But do not expect a mother in mother board.Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but don't expect a FOOL at a FULLSTOP.
You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!
A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!