CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE

CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!

Jan, 13 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 904 views Funny

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In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho to Gai k samne le jao..Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena ki dimag me GOBAR hai Agar pas ayi to Bhusa he

Humorous Fact:We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!-

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking? .......Fathers day!

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to sms kiya.

MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.

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