Wife se love kro,

Wife se love kro,
Wife se love kro,No life wthout wifeWife achhi hoti hai use pyar krna chahiye.Wife k prati wafadar aur imandar raho"WIFE KISKI HAI?"does not matter
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     824 views       Funny

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