PJ TIME..Beat dis one

PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

Jan, 13 2012 75 chars (1 sms) 1029 views Funny

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Every time I hold

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Best punishment dat

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A College girl was

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Wife- i will die

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A man who surrenders

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ek din Tarzan

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PJ TIME..Beat dis one

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