PJ TIME..Beat dis one

PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

Jan, 13 2012 75 chars (1 sms) 988 views Funny

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Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

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Alcohol doesn't solve

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I have started

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Which is d most

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To live a life one

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