PJ TIME..Beat dis one

PJ TIME..Beat dis one
PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--
  

Jan, 13 2012     75 chars (1 sms)     997 views       Funny

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