Apki 'smile' ne

Apki 'smile' ne
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.
  

Jan, 13 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     799 views       Funny

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