Tere dar par sanam

Tere dar par sanam
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.
  

Jan, 14 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     951 views       Funny

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