DARU se NASHA

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DARU se NASHA
DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.
  
Jan, 13 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     3573 views       Funny

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Without u ,life
Without u ,life is black and white Without u ,the world is no hops no light Without u t can't go left or right Without u i lose my sight Thank u my glasses
Chandni raat thi
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Hello, this is GOD
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Mandir mein jaap
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i want 2 be
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Student scared of
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When words fails
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Dreams make all
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