DARU se NASHA

DARU se NASHA
DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.
  

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