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Medical Shayari When
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
  
Jan, 14 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     7150 views       Funny

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