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Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Jan, 14 2012 154 chars (1 sms) 7289 views Funny

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