Arz kiya hai.. ki

Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah

Jan, 13 2012 101 chars (1 sms) 1557 views Funny

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Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?

At marriage function, old ppl usd 2 pull my cheeks & say "U R NEXT"Nw they stopped it.U knw y? B coz I startd doing d same at funerals!

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, u know...?" Intel inside, mental outside ".ha..ha..ha..

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

Wads d diff btwen Gandhi,Musharraf & Lalu?Gandhi-Didnt knw wats lie,Musharraf-Dsnt knw wads d truthLalu-Dsnt know d diff btwn lie n truth

One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

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