Tum kya jaano

Tum kya jaano
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Jan, 14 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     818 views       Funny

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What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
She is HOt!She is sweet!She always needa Lip4KissWhole World'sMaD 4 herWHO is She? Do U Know?She is"TEA"Chai piyo,Mast jiyo.
Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai
There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !
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