Two birds sitting

Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !

Jan, 14 2012 128 chars (1 sms) 993 views Funny

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She is HOt!She is

She is HOt!She is sweet!She always needa Lip4KissWhole World'sMaD 4 herWHO is She? Do U Know?She is"TEA"Chai piyo,Mast jiyo.

Some one.......miss u

Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha

so,sweet ur

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

If i had gone 4

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4

Hey, I just got

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Tere dar par sanam

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Police officeExcuse

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I've been arrested

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