Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro, ladki chhedo SENDAL se mat daro,har ladki ko PRAPOS karo inkar se na daro,GITA me likha he karm karo PHAL ki chinta mat karo.

Airoplane: Hi! brother. How can u fly very high speed than me? Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how...

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL

Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"

When I cry no 1 see my tears..when I m woried none see my pain..when I m happy none see my smile..But Yaar1 Ladki ke sath ghuma to saala sabne dekh liya.!

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

A student attached a Rs 100 note on his test paper and wrote,"Rs 1 for 1 point."Next day he got his paper back and Rs 56 in change

Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO

Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.

U r ACENT of my life, ALTO of my dreams, IKON of my eyes ,Zen of my thoughts, INDICA of my joy, LANCER of my heart…In simple ,u r the traffic jam of my heart…

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the